About Grundy

In the beginning, I was agnostic. Some say we are born atheist, but I don’t believe it. Belief is a choice. Disbelief is a choice. As an infant with no concept of God, my choice was to crap my diaper. It was all downhill from there.

I was baptized Catholic in the traditions of my Irish father. Living in an undesirable school district in the slums of Pompano Beach, Florida, my parents opted for a Catholic school. Church services woven into my class schedule was a mixed bag for a boy who was a fan or neither praying nor learning. I remember uniforms, pews, and children who weren’t any more moral then the kids in the ‘hood. I survived Catholicism with only a dusting of indoctrination.

Indoctrination is a bad word in the atheist community. It’s simplest definition is gaining answers without asking questions. Most of my answers came in the form of Christian Science, a little known flavor of Christianity often confused with Scientology. Christian Science was founded by Mary Baker Eddy, a woman who fell, injured her spine, and claimed she was healed by God. She then wrote a Bible companion called Science and Heath with Key to the Scriptures for the basis of her new religion.

Christian Science practitioners heal people like Jesus healed people. Eddy believed everyone had the faith in them to carry out the miracles of Jesus to heal, cast out demons, and (as a theoretical goal that was never quite reached) raise the dead. It isn’t simply mind over matter, it’s capital “M” Mind over matter. God is channeled through prayer to cure what ails ya. I could go on about how sickness is caused by errors in thinking rather than germs, but it just starts to get depressing. I believed this crap after all.

I stuck with Christian Science for as long as I did because church was an interactive atmosphere with people I very much liked. Church wasn’t really church. Sunday School lasts until 18 years of age in CS and seemed more of a discussion than a lecture. I could have asked the hard hitting theological questions, but they didn’t occur to me at the time. That’s the problem with indoctrination. It’s hard to realize a counterpoint when all you’ve ever heard is point.

I value my base in faith because it allows me to understand the perspective of the true believer. To consider an alternative viewpoint after being essentially brainwashed is unthinkable. You don’t get brainwashed strapped down to a chair with your eyelids peeled back as the propaganda plays, you get brainwashed talking amongst friends, rehashing the same topic in the same ways without any honest analysis.

During my tenure as a Christian Scientist, I got hurt. Lots. I prayed for God’s help...and it never really came. I was expected to accept a passing headache as a divine gift. I went to Wednesday night testimonials and the miracles sounded more and more like coincidence. I learned about the placebo effect. I learned about germ theory. I found out that Mary Baker Eddy was a bit of a hypochondriac in her younger days and that she filed a law suit for her injury after being "healed." I discovered the skeptical movement and became a critical thinker. I dismissed everything from cryptozoology to pareidolia to homeopathy. I learned that most of Mrs. Eddy’s doctors were homeopaths. Then I finally did what Christian Science taught me to, I fixed the errors in my thinking. I just had to drop the “Christian” to do it.


  1. Sounds familiar to so many such tales - somewhat sad and a bit disconcerting.
    The 'real'world can be a bitch at times, but hell, bitches can be fun too, right? :)

  2. Hey Grundy always interesting to read another atheist's deconversion story (though I prefer the term discovery of self or discovery of reality).
    Every time I read such a story it adds to and verifies my stand on religion.

  3. Thanks for this:) I was an Evangelical Christian who reverted back to my natural thought. I always had questions, but would put them on the back burner as coming from Satan himself. Finally, I prayed to god for a long time to let me question the many things that didn't make sense...the beginning of the end for my Christian life. Suffice it to say, at the time, I thought god was giving me permission to question...I now know I simply convinced myself to look at it all with more of a critical eye...the last remnant staying with me being the fearing of hell. In time that also left and here I am today spreading reason to the indoctrinated. Cheers!

  4. "Doubt comes from the magic powers of Satan!" Claims like this are those you should doubt the most. :-) Thanks for reading.

  5. Is there a follow by email link somewhere?

  6. I enjoyed reading your account of realising atheism was the sensible path. I was not brought up with much exposure to any religion because of my parents' bad experiences with religion. My mother had to attend Catholic school. I tried to read a Bible when I was little, but it didn't make much sense and god seemed like such a mean old dude sending down floods and stuff.

  7. I was confused in this post as to when and how you switched from Catholic to Christian science. Care to elaborate?

    1. Weirdly, I was into both at the same time. I went to Catholic private school with my dad, raised Catholic, somewhat promoting it, while going to CS church on Sundays. When I started public school, the Catholic influence just dropped off.

  8. Hey Grundy. I was just curious and I happened to stumble upon this website. I just wanna confirm if you are the real Solomon Grundy or if you're a fake. Please respond or I'm telling Batman on you.