Tuesday, September 4, 2012

The Infideli Menu

You may remember my hilarious idea of an Infi-deli to serve cold cuts to the godless. After picking up some freelance work in menu design, I thought about what such a place might offer outside of deviled-eggs. I hope this attempt at humor makes you hungry for more.

Embiggen Here

19 comments:

  1. Great stuff. My favorite is the william lane craig salad

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  2. You need something on the menu with bananas, after all they're "designed" to fit perfectly in your hand.

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  3. You need something on the menu with bananas, after all they're "designed" to fit perfectly in your hand.

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  4. Great. Now I'm really hungry.

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  5. Might I suggest adding a nice steaming bowl of Noah's Chili? It's 2 of every critter in a bowl!

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  6. I just can't stop laughing! Fantastic! Very well done :)

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  7. Good stuff. Might work something like that in if i do a second version.

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  8. I'm curious about the "Feminist" item--it seems a tad out of place, among all the others....

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  9. Atheist Ham, Spiritless Fizz, Believe In No God Heart, Proven No God Brain..All sounds good food.

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  10. Now you've done it. The SJWs from the a+theism camp are going to nail your ass to a tree for your use of the forbidden words and making fun of feminism.


    You've been warned. :-p

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  11. Ironically, I'll be like Jesus...nailed to a tree.

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  12. The goal here is to not take things so seriously. The feminism item was included because, thanks to atheism plus, feminism is now linked to atheism. It's just like the gay appetizer.

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  13. Some people say the world is only 6000 years old.

    I believe the earth is only 2000 years old. Trust me, I know science.

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  14. You need to include side order of white bread toast with a vaguely discernable visage of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior...or some scruffy homeless guy depending on your interpretation.

    Price:
    $250 for the true believers
    $2.50 for non-believers

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  15. Amazing, I want to eat here :)

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  16. Love the footnote ... bitchslap LOL

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