I made some toast this morning and it had the distinct visage of Jesus Christ in a burned area. I think that definitely qualifies as evidence of an authentic miracle! oh wait...maybe not. I ate it. never mind.
Hey, you forgot the one where Jesus pooped and Peter miraculously dodged Jesus's divine attack. That poop is vital because a thousand years later, a Crusader found and brought it home to England, where it cured an alter boy's vicious butt ache before becoming a vital holy ingredient in the St. Paul's Cathedral's foundation!
You just keep making atheism look like what it really is, rebellion. you don't see me act this way to the tooth fairy because I don't believe it exist, you demonstrate belief in YHWH(The Father and The Son and The Holy Spirit)
Rafael...You keep making Protestant sound like what it really is...protest. I sure believe in the "tooth fairy" because she paid for every one of my baby teeth.
I also believe a father has to have a mother to produce a son...or a daughter.
I'm not a protestant, catholic, or apart of any denomination, only Hebrew and Greek(Original and Properly Translated) Scripture from Bible, The Old and New Testament.
Haha! Cute!
ReplyDeleteNice.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I can't believe you forgot...
ReplyDelete;-)
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ReplyDelete#3 is the most miraculous.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. It should really be listed in the #1 spot.
DeleteI saw this in my blogroll yesterday and have been meaning to read it. When I opened I lol'd. Thanks
ReplyDeleteThanks, I obviously put a lot of time into it. ;-)
DeleteThe only miracle is that over one billion people think they’re authentic...
ReplyDeleteMiracle or not, it's mind boggling.
DeleteThat's nothing compared to the top ten authentic Koranic miracles:
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Ha! Top that!
I made some toast this morning and it had the distinct visage of Jesus Christ in a burned area. I think that definitely qualifies as evidence of an authentic miracle!
Deleteoh wait...maybe not. I ate it. never mind.
But wait...there's more! It's a goddamned miracle in-a-box!
Deletehttp://www.amazon.com/Burnt-Impressions-The-Jesus-Toaster/dp/B0042QRYO8
Shroud of Turin, Case Closed.
ReplyDeleteShroud of Turin, Scientifically Supernaturally Caused, this post is misleading, if you are a man of honesty and truth you would remove it.
ReplyDeleteHey, you forgot the one where Jesus pooped and Peter miraculously dodged Jesus's divine attack. That poop is vital because a thousand years later, a Crusader found and brought it home to England, where it cured an alter boy's vicious butt ache before becoming a vital holy ingredient in the St. Paul's Cathedral's foundation!
ReplyDeleteThat poop belongs on that list
You just keep making atheism look like what it really is, rebellion. you don't see me act this way to the tooth fairy because I don't believe it exist, you demonstrate belief in YHWH(The Father and The Son and The Holy Spirit)
DeleteRafael...You keep making Protestant sound like what it really is...protest. I sure believe in the "tooth fairy" because she paid for every one of my baby teeth.
DeleteI also believe a father has to have a mother to produce a son...or a daughter.
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DeleteI'm not a protestant, catholic, or apart of any denomination, only Hebrew and Greek(Original and Properly Translated) Scripture from Bible, The Old and New Testament.
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