Showing posts with label halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label halloween. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Saturday, October 27, 2012
The Atheist's Get Out of Halloween Free Card
Halloween parties can be a lot of fun, but they aren't all created equal. If you have a lame masquerade on your horizon, may I offer an easy out.
Say that you are going as God. It's the costume trump card that will save you a hassle and, by all rights, should win the costume contest.* How can anyone beat the Almighty? If anyone questions your legitimacy, just remind them that no one can prove that you weren't there. Not being seen or heard is simply staying in character.
*Seriously though, don't count on winning that contest.
Say that you are going as God. It's the costume trump card that will save you a hassle and, by all rights, should win the costume contest.* How can anyone beat the Almighty? If anyone questions your legitimacy, just remind them that no one can prove that you weren't there. Not being seen or heard is simply staying in character.
*Seriously though, don't count on winning that contest.
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