Happy St. Patrick's Day from a guy with no time for saints!
Take an argument for God to appraise
Debunk it and watch them rephrase
To language that confuses
And maintains their excuses
To feel superior to atheists and gays
The bible is a guide to morality
(Providing we ignore the brutality)
But the guide is unwise
When it no longer applies
To any semblance of modern reality
Biblical spectacles were so ambitious
Now consider their absence suspicious
Yes, the poem is satirical
To show a divine miracle
Is, was, and forever will be fictitious
Here are a few from the archives.
Here are some others I found via Google+.
Maybe I should get into Haikus. :-)