Friday, July 12, 2013

Top Ten Authentic Biblical Miracles

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  1. What? I can't believe you forgot...
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    1. Agreed. It should really be listed in the #1 spot.

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  3. I saw this in my blogroll yesterday and have been meaning to read it. When I opened I lol'd. Thanks

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    1. Thanks, I obviously put a lot of time into it. ;-)

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  4. The only miracle is that over one billion people think they’re authentic...

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    1. Miracle or not, it's mind boggling.

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  5. That's nothing compared to the top ten authentic Koranic miracles:

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    Ha! Top that!

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    1. I made some toast this morning and it had the distinct visage of Jesus Christ in a burned area. I think that definitely qualifies as evidence of an authentic miracle!
      oh wait...maybe not. I ate it. never mind.

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    2. But wait...there's more! It's a goddamned miracle in-a-box!

      http://www.amazon.com/Burnt-Impressions-The-Jesus-Toaster/dp/B0042QRYO8

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  6. Shroud of Turin, Scientifically Supernaturally Caused, this post is misleading, if you are a man of honesty and truth you would remove it.

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  7. Hey, you forgot the one where Jesus pooped and Peter miraculously dodged Jesus's divine attack. That poop is vital because a thousand years later, a Crusader found and brought it home to England, where it cured an alter boy's vicious butt ache before becoming a vital holy ingredient in the St. Paul's Cathedral's foundation!

    That poop belongs on that list

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    1. You just keep making atheism look like what it really is, rebellion. you don't see me act this way to the tooth fairy because I don't believe it exist, you demonstrate belief in YHWH(The Father and The Son and The Holy Spirit)

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    2. Rafael...You keep making Protestant sound like what it really is...protest. I sure believe in the "tooth fairy" because she paid for every one of my baby teeth.

      I also believe a father has to have a mother to produce a son...or a daughter.

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    4. I'm not a protestant, catholic, or apart of any denomination, only Hebrew and Greek(Original and Properly Translated) Scripture from Bible, The Old and New Testament.

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