I'll drink a glass of vidal blanc in honor of your wit.
The "Christian" Catholic Church teaches abstinence of sex for their priests, which most ignore, but they have nothing against wine and alcohol. Those priests get to drink it several times during mass pretending it is the "Blood Of Christ." Screwed up pretense is rampant in Christianity.
Thanks for sharing.
Think: Belgian monks = Trappist beer = The best damn thing that ever came out of Christianity.