Random Thoughts on a Friday

If I made this blog a book it might be called Don't Sweat the Supernatual Stuff.

I kinda wish someone would write a prequel to the Book of Genesis. What was God doing in the dark for eternity?

It was easier for the Aurora theater shooter to get a M-16 rifle, a pump-action 12-gauge shotgun and a .40-caliber semiautomatic pistol than it was for him to find the correct color hair spray. Well done, NRA, well done. I can't wrap my head around the idea that the shooter was obsessed with Batman or the Joker if he didn't at least wait to see The Dark Knight Rises before commencing with the carnage. It's terribly sad news overshadowing a pretty awesome movie.

We live in a world where people think Adam and Eve really happened, and yet we've been to the moon. Humanity has some crazy range. Granted, we haven't been to the moon lately, but...

Since an idealized God can do anything and only does somethings over an infinite time frame, one more "omni" should be used to describe him. Omnibored.

Theist logic breaker: When did God create time?

I had a daydream about a modern day Noah hearing the voices in his head warning him of a flood. Imagine how embarrassed he would be returning all those ark supplies to Home Depot when it doesn't rain.

Recent Tweets Collected

I wonder what faith Robin is. "Holy over use of religious terminology, Batman!"

Not taking your religion seriously is a coping mechanism. If I knew you meant what you said, I'd have to chase you with a butterfly net.

The only people with enough diverse knowledge to know what a polymath is are polymaths.

This commenter on my blog must pray more than a faith healing hypochondriac.

Why don't Christians ever call God by his proper name? You'd think he's Voldemort or something.

Has anyone seen my faith? I know I left it around here somewhere...

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